UNOFFICIAL GORDON BECKHAM FAN PAGE

Gordon Beckham is a future superstar infielder with the Chicago White Sox.

He went to the university of Georgia where he holds the record for GPA (4.6) and keg stands done in a night (48).  To prevent the other team from forfeiting, Beckham used a thin magnesium rod instead of the standard aluminum bat to 'even the playing field.'  Despite this, he still managed to capture the schools home run record, belting an amazing 51.

Gordon Beckham's plan for the economy is to reopen best kosher hot dogs, open up the ball park and have everyone watch his sweet swing.

In his spare time, Beckham likes to wrestle alligators, shoot machine guns, and watch the Discovery Channel.  At the request of Jeffrey Katzenberg, he is currently working on writing a screenplay of Joyce's classic Ulysses for Dreamworks. Gordon Beckham is also a champion karate breaker, holding the world record for both inch thick ice blocks (36) and cinder blocks (18).

DID YOU KNOW: Gordon Beckham shares his name with an English prime minister and an astronaut?  Like the famous Gorgon Medusa, Gordon Beckham has been known to turn opposing pitchers to stone?

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